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In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. He then rid himself of every calorie by thought alone. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. I'm laughing my fool head off. The original title for Star Wars was Skywalker: Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Originally posted by Busman A man once approached Chuck Norris with what he thought was a clever new Chuck Norris fact. Next to Shell gas station. Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, "I end lives". There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.